I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Licker cabinet.
The bricks will get laid.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
They're both convertables.
