How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

F Jokes More F Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!