How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.