What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !