What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*