What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.