What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar