What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis