What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Chlamydia Jokes More Chlamydia Jokes

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

Syphili Jokes More Syphili Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis