Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.