Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!