What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.