What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"