What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(