Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.