Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader