What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.