Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
He thought he was melting.
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Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
3, and the rest are true stories.
