What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.