Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.