Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.