Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.