What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?