Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.