What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.