What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer