What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.