Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!