Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.