What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.