Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.