Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.