What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.