What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.