What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.