What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!