What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.