What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!