What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.