Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you make the Reddit front page?

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232