He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Bed you can't guess who I am!
He works it out with a pencil.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
Only two more sleeps until christmas.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
You can't tell it's in the dark
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
A waist of paper.
because he had no knees
Names! -Bo Burnham
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Just one with depression.
