Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl