Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.