Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!