People got lit and turnt.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
She was ex-spelled.
Electricity.
Light
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Straight jack it.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
The wheel :)
guy who invented ketchup packets
J. Robert Moppenheimer
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
Omelette