What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!