What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette