What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!