What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.