What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe