What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.