What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.