What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.