For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Small medium at large
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
It wasn't born yesterday.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
