Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.