Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Take away it's credit cards.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.