What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!