What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!