What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.