What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."