How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language