What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!