What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different