What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different