Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...