What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.