What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.