What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!