What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!