What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !