That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Because it's a cold day in hell....
Hell bad people
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.