What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.