What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.