What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels